Celebrity Math

[gus danger]

Hey Gang...How about a little <font size=5>Celebrity Math</font>
Here are a few I thought you'd get a chuckle out of:

Janice Joplin + Jesse Helms = Axl Rose
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Henry Kissinger = Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Henry Kissinger - Sylvester Stallone = Frank Stallone
(Rupert Murdock x Eddie Haskell) - William Randolf Hearst = Robin Leach
Jack Nicholson divided by Benji = Bruce Willis
(PeeWee Herman x Boris Karloff) + 1/2 of Paul Simon = David Byrne

Times are hard folks but it's even harder to gozinta.
Your additions are welcome so take it away!
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GD

[charlie c]

Gus, you been hittin' the hooka again?
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[bystandyr]

Roll another one just like the other one.
You've been hanging on to it and I sure would like a hit!

[charlie c]

Gus it is offical you are now:

"GUS THE BOGART DANGER".

Remember Bogart just does not turn people on. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[gus danger]

Fraternity of Man + (Humphrey Bogart x Cheech and Chong) gozinta Gus
an infinite number of times 4 sure!
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GD

[bystandyr]

There are three kinds of mathematicians:
Those who can count and those who can't.

[gus danger]

I have been trying to come up with a celebrity math deal
with Cherie Currie as a component but:
<ul type="square">Can't add her or I forget to whom.
Can't subtract her or what fun would it be?
Can't multiply her 'cause she's the ONE. (no change ie. 1 x 4 = 4)
Can't divide her without going cross-eyed neither![/list]I'll keep trying though or pie aren't squared. LOL!
Later,
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GD

<font color="#007FFF" size="1">[ February 25, 2003 09:55 AM: Message edited by: gus danger ]</font>